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Dougie80
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Putting nails through your foot
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Super-Pleb
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Leaving your watch in the scout hall >_<
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lisafinn
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Facebook getting blocked in work  will need to speak nice to IT to get back up and running |
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Dewey
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| lisafinn wrote: | | Facebook getting blocked in work will need to speak nice to IT to get back up and running |
Im not sure groaning counts as speaking 
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WeeCol
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A9 & M80 southbound being closed
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Adam
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| Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 2:46 pm Post subject: |
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| WeeCol wrote: | | A9 & M80 southbound being closed |
Whats the problem with that? Just means you can't go to work! |
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ewan.c
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Location: Paisley
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lisafinn
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banks tryin to take double payments from my account  |
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Bruce
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Leaving your ipod on the plane 
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Snab
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| Bruce wrote: | | Leaving your ipod on the plane |
Been there, done that. Claim your travel insurance they might give you half of it
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Martin
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| having to remove 6 layers of wallpaper and pollystiren tiles from the sitting room walls |
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Craig B.
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Joined: 14 Nov 2002
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Location: Cumbernauld
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A nail in the sidewall of a £110 (rear) tyre that's only 10,000 miles old!
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Lainey
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Joined: 09 Apr 2002
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Location: Kirky- now Edinburgh
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Having your laptop stolen out your flat.
Thieving chancers forced the window up, leant in and... yoink!
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Adam
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| Lainey wrote: | Having your laptop stolen out your flat.
Thieving chancers forced the window up, leant in and... yoink! |
aggresively coloured pink smartie! Feeling your pain Lainey! |
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Bruce
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Mediterranean cruises 
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